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Theme Song: "Slash Slash Slash All Over My Dash, I'd Give My Right Arm to Spank Jensen's Ass"
*Why the right arm Jen?*
Cuz I wanted to show value to what I would give to spank Jenny Thunder's Dumper. My right arm is my masturbating arm..
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Jennifer, Pisces-Virgo Rising-Libra Moon. I'm 27, Divorced, and a Buddhist (if you wanted to put some labels on me).
I Love Supernatural. I ship everything and everyone. My OTP is Dean/Metallicar (aka God). My kink is Dean/Coffee. Favorite!: FanBoy!Dean, Pranking!Sam. Ultimate Headcanon: Ian Somerhalder is Human Impala (aka God).
Also a big fan of: Glee, The Vampire Diaries, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Monty Python, Buffy, My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Unicorns, Meditation.
Always Happy to See: beautiful naked people pictures, dirty crack!fics, questions in my ask box.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
(Source: walmartfashionista)
(Source: drawncandy)
Today I am the cat that ate the canary.
I crush so hard on Raja. And I thought I loved Raven. No….no no no. I LOVE RAJA! Totally straight, but would do Raja in a heartbeat.
(Source: fuckyeahraja)
How do you halloween costume?
(Source: fuckyeahraja)
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMULET ::crey:: Jeremy Carver…please bring this up, one way or another. I know Jensen doesn’t want to wear it cuz its heavy and stuff…so make it do something else. Like, it can’t be worn anymore cuz it glows hot (around God). and God is close or maybe the Samulet is in purgatory and can’t be removed. Whatevs, we just need better closure. srsly.
I work at E3 and these are the setup crew shirts for Nintendo. I’m trying to understand what it means but all I’ve got is “we slash you” and my mind goes immediately to fanfiction and I’ve decided that the fandom needs these shirts! After this Misha debacle, the slash fans need to unite in a big group hug with a uniform.
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Get your earbuds or headphones or whatever, if you aren’t alone.
Click play. Close your eyes. Listen to this.
Then send thanks, gifts and cash to deanmadeadealwithademonand. Because this is the greatest thing the Wincest fandom has ever known.
Edit: The now-legendary deanmadeadealwithademon invites you to download this audio file:http://deanmadeadealwithademonand.tumblr.com/tagged/Pervy-Wincest-Things
“Album art” by traveller-in-time
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO ME
Bahahaa, prepare for an influx of followers again, my friend~
this is the hottest thing i’ve ever heard
I am currently at the E3 convention for work, having the biggest non-poker face of my life. My earbud is in while people pass me and I am getting the horns and a wide-eyed look of sheer pleasure and amazement and its all so wonderful.
Fuck
yes. I can imagine. the “says hey and starts all over again” was my favorite part. Cuz…repetition and association. Everytime he says “Hey” I know what is coming next :D
Lines that will (prolly) never be said on Supernatural
“We need to get Adam outta Hell.”
Dean: “I really wish I had that Samulet back” Sam (or Cas): “I just so happen to have it here in my pocket”
(Source: agentkikirogers)
Scrolling through the nominations for the 2012 AVN Awards… you know, like ya do… when I saw this list.
It wasn’t until I got the end of the list and saw they were AVN titles. I read the entire list as SONG titles. I was laughing so hard imagining the type of song called “Sweaty College Girl Butt Stinky Panties”. BWAHAHAHA
Episodes of SPN that need to happen: Human!Impala, by Ian Somerhalder
Baby: Thanks for the clothes, Dean.
Dean: Yeah, your welcome. Are you sure you are the Impala? I mean I’ve called you Baby for years…do you want a more masculine name?
Baby: No. It’s my name, Dean. Where’s your boyfriend?
Dean: …
Dean is just remembering all the times he and Cas had sex in the impala
